Juan: hey baby i have something important to tell you

Me: ok

Juan: I love you with all my heart

Me: but?

Juan: but what

that was it i love you with all my heart

Me: well when someone says they have something important to say and starts off with i love you.. there is usually a but

Juan: no that was it i love you

Me: like to soften the blow… i.e. “I love you with all my heart, but a fucked a 10 dollar whore with all of my dick” or “I love you with all of my heart and each of my herpes”

Juan: that’s what was important cause it is

Me: remember, I’m used to asses.

Juan: i love you

Me: I love you too

but

I’m hungry.

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