Silent Y Mind: anyways, I know this is a morbid topic.
Silent Y Mind: I was just trying to set it up to tell you that if you die, I’m not burying you.
Sequor Me: good
Sequor Me: i wouldn’t want to be buried
Silent Y Mind: I’m going to turn you into an heirloom.
Sequor Me: that’s so sweet… one of those yellow diamonds?
Silent Y Mind: Yes!
Silent Y Mind: well, I dont feel yellow captures your essence
Silent Y Mind: but yes
Sequor Me: they usually come out yellow… i thought
Silent Y Mind: its your choice.
Silent Y Mind: http://www.lifegem.com/
Silent Y Mind: If I had to pick a color to suit you, I would choose black. Naturally.
Silent Y Mind: But black is unbecoming, and probably not an option.
Sequor Me: i was thinking purple.. but they don’t have purple
Silent Y Mind: I think you would look beautiful in a pale azure.
Sequor Me: I’d turn you into a red one… then if i’m blue.. and you’re red.. together we’ll be purple!
Silent Y Mind: I think it would be beautiful, to turn us into a pair of earrings, and have our daughter wear one of us in each ear.
Silent Y Mind: So we could always be close to her, and watch over her.
Sequor Me: that’s sweet in a creepy sort of way…
Silent Y Mind: im kidding, of course.
Sequor Me: i hope so…
Sequor Me: because necklaces are the way to go.
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Sequor Me: maybe i’ll just take you in to the taxidermy place… have them stuff you.
Silent Y Mind: That seems irreverent.
Sequor Me: how so?
Silent Y Mind: Im not a fish!
Sequor Me: no
Sequor Me: but i could still hug you!
Silent Y Mind: oh baby….
Silent Y Mind: thats so sweet
Silent Y Mind: But I would never die without seeing that my affairs were in order.
Silent Y Mind: That I had enough life insurance to see that you were taken care of.
Silent Y Mind: And that i’d already picked out my replacement.
Sequor Me: replacement?
Silent Y Mind: yes, to keep you warm and for you to huggle so you wont have to be alone.
Sequor Me: see.. that’s why i get you stuffed… and then if god forbid you die before the kids are grown.. i can still tell them things like, “go ask your father.” when they want to go to the mall
Silent Y Mind: …
Silent Y Mind: Thats fucking wierd.
Silent Y Mind: I love you.
Silent Y Mind: okay
Silent Y Mind: If i die before they’re grown, you can get me stuffed.
Silent Y Mind: But as soon as the last little rascal hits 18, I want to be diamonded.
Sequor Me: alright, baby.
Sequor Me: you know this is going on my blog, right?
Silent Y Mind: …
Silent Y Mind: whatever
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